A young man was sitting at McDonald’s when he noticed an elderly couple sharing a meal. What caught his attention was that they had only ordered one meal, plus an extra cup.
Curious, he watched as the gentleman carefully cut the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him and one for her, until each had an equal portion. He even poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and placed it in front of his wife.
The old man began eating, while his wife sat quietly, hands folded in her lap, watching him. Moved by their gesture, the young man offered to buy them another meal so they wouldn’t have to share.
The old man smiled and replied, “Oh no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been, and always will be, shared—50/50.”
The young man, still puzzled, asked the wife, “Are you going to eat?”
She responded with a smile, “It’s his turn with the teeth.”
😂😂
Romantic Bedtime Moments—The Honest Truth
One night, an older couple was lying in bed. The husband was drifting off to sleep, but the wife had something else in mind—she wanted to talk.
She started with, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
With a tired sigh, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later, she said, “Then you used to kiss me.”
Getting a little irritated, he gave her a quick peck on the cheek and tried to get back to sleep.
Then, thirty seconds later: “Then you used to bite my neck…”
At this point, he threw off the covers, got out of bed, and started heading for the door.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
He shot back, “To get my teeth!” 😆
The Weekend That Almost Cost Him
A man was recounting the events of the previous week to his buddies at the bar. It was payday, and after a night out with his friends, what started as one drink turned into a whole weekend of partying. He didn’t return home until Sunday night, ready to face the consequences.
“My wife wasn’t too happy about me disappearing for the whole weekend,” he said.
“What did she say?” his buddies asked.
He replied, “She went on and on, nagging me for what felt like forever, until finally, she asked how I’d feel if I didn’t see her for two or three days.”
“Well, what did you say?” they asked, intrigued.
“I told her it’d be fine by me!”
“So, did she leave?” they asked, eager for the punchline.
He smiled and said, “Well, no, she didn’t leave. But the joke’s on her—on the third day, my left eye opened up just a little bit.” 😂
Hope these stories gave you a good laugh!
